Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping In Your Cubicle
1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in thattime-management course you sent me to."
3. "I was working smarter-not harder."
4. "Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper."
5. "Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statementand envisioning a new paradigm!"
6. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
7. "I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance."
8. "I was trying to remember where that difficult "Z" Key was, and nowit is indelibly imprinted on my brain, or at least my forehead."
9. "I'm in the management training program."
10. "I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."
11. "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamedabout work!"
12. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relievework-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practiceYoga?"
13. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out asolution to our biggest problem."
14. "Uh, hey, whaddaya expect... the coffee machine is broken..."
15. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
16. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
17. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of theworkaholic!"
18. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lenswithout my hands."
19. "The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead toavoid getting shot."
20. "Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."
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