Getting Old
- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it wascalled witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
- Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your ageand start bragging about it.
- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want topeople to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way andsome of the roads weren't paved.
- How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, thinkof Algebra.
- You know you are getting old when everything either dries up orleaks.
- One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it issuch a nice change from being young.
- One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
- Ahh, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
- Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,they don't recognize you.
- If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything tolaugh at when you are old.
- First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget topull up your zipper, then...Oh, my goodness, you forgot to pull yourzipper down!
- If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smokein a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker??
And best of all...
- I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
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