Unavoidable Laws of Life...and the smile nod factor -enjoy
When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand free, thekeys are in the opposite pocket. (Von fumbles law)
A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys inside. (Yalelaw of destiny)
When ones hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue, your nose willstart to itch. (Law of ichiban)
Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Insuranceso sorry law)
When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't followed all theinstructions. (Destiny awaits law)
If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his, it's probablybecause you have not realized the seriousness of the problem (law ofgravitas)
Most problems are not created nor solved, they only changeappearances. (Einstein's law of persistence)
You will run to answer the telephone just as the party hangs up onyou. (Principle of dingaling)
Whenever one wants to connect with the Internet, the call you've beenwaiting for all day will arrive. (Principle of Bellsouth)
If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time, theywill always be at the same time. (Law of wasteland)
The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it is exactly 3.14times higher, hence the importance of pi. (Law of pi eyed)
The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is directlyproportional to the need to be clean. (Law of Campbell scoop)
Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell toring. (Law of ogolly gee!)"
Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one'shairdo.(The donking principle)
After discarding something not used for years, you will need it oneweek later. (Law of fatal irreversibility)
Arriving early for an appointment will cause the receptionist to beabsent, and if one arrives late, everyone else has arrived before you.(Law of de lay)
Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come outalive anyway." (Theory of absolute certainty)
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