Thursday, September 27, 2012

Fwd: HDASZ Meeting Agenda for Saturday September 29, 9 AM

Kights regionl  council agenda 


Brothers

Please bring your fellow knights and come to our meeting.

Our featured speaker will show you how to recruit a keen and dynamic set of squires which will
invigorate your council for decades to come.

Other business as usual. Here's the agenda:

9 AM, 1527 Upper James St, Hamilton Ontario.

1. Mass - Fr Love
2. Coffee and Donuts
3. Introductions
Fr Bob Love, Chaplain
Harry Murphy, our Secretary
Ed Armacinski our Treasurer
John Stewart Past Chairman
Jim Monkelbaan, Zone Chairman
Frank Gallant, District 8 Master
3. Minutes of last meeting
4. Acceptance of agenda
5. Chairman Report
6. Messages from honoured guests
7. Treasurer Report
8. Report from Supreme Convention
9. North Zone Report
10. Jack Costigan - Council Liability Insurance in Ontario - Q&A
11. David Fisher - Case Study on Starting a squires circle
12. Old Business
13. New Business
14. Any other business
15. Supporting information
16. Next meeting - April 20, 2013, at Francis Xavier or location TBA
17. Adjournment

I expect we will be finished by Noon.




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Sieg Holle BS MBA

Friday, September 14, 2012

Fwd: FW: Canada eh?

NOW YOU KNOW WHY
A little smile is good for the soul


Subject: Canada eh?

 

 

 

 

 

Canada eh!
 
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
1. Vancouver : 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5. Weed.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 5% instead
of the approximately 200% it is for the rest of the country.
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
1. You never run out of wheat.
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
5. Daylight savings time? Who the heck needs that!

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
1. Racism is socially acceptable.
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada .
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo A*#!%!"

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick ..
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island , you still got the big, new bridge.
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.

Pass this along to Canadians who need a laugh and foreigners who can learn something about Canada and then enjoy a good chuckle.

Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




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Sieg Holle BS MBA

Thursday, September 13, 2012

September 9262 Council Events


 
Knights council 9262 executive meeting -St Pius 7:00- SEPT 21 2012
 

Gentlemen and Brother Knights 
 
Welcome back from the summer break . This will be our first official meeting  of the executive and members  for  2012 2013. 
 
The last 2 weeks  of the month will be busy with our Parish Council Knights activities. ( Please pass this on to fellow council members)
 
  • Thursday  September 20  -St Pius EXECUTIVE meeting   starts at 7 duration 1 hour max -this meeting is to finalize and  the direction for the new year

Financial status and new plans and programs to improve our programs

Financial status -dues outstanding -any outstanding liabilities

Special Community fundraising programs -  Knights Snack wagon , Nevada tickets , other programs ( Canada Helps=Dufferin Club)

Normal good will fundraising events -Car Draw

Parish related events  Breakfasts Rose Sunday - ( open to new initiatives)

Knight volunteer and community programs

Youth Free throw -starts in Nov

Blood clinic

Hospital and family visits  for the good of the order and parish

Open to suggestions

Parish Activities and working with the parish groups

Parking

As requested and directed by Father Tim and other church council groups by agreement     We would be interested to hear from Father Tim as to his vision ,and wish list of how we can help him
How can we  make a better  difference for the (our)  parish ?
Recruitment and the renewal   of our membership and executive
Executive, training  and backup plans - committee project chairs  open for actionable ideas
when should we meet and how do we improve communications with all members and the parish ?
Church and Bishops initiatives and how we can help ? open
  • General members meeting   the following Thursday September 27 at St Pius parish Hall
  • Installation of officers ( All Councils ) on Friday September 28 at 630 -Family friends  welcome -light apre refreshments will be served 
Thank you and welcome back  -all for one and one for all with a smile this year
In unity,fraternity and charity
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Sieg Holle BS MBA
Grand Knight 9262